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A man and his teenage son where at the DMV for his son to get a license. The man tells his son, "get your grades up, go to bible study more often and get a hair cut and we can talk about you using the car"
A couple months later the teen goes to his father and asks to use the car. His father says no. The teen says my grades are better and i attend bible study every week.... The man says, You haven't cut your hair. The teen replies, But Jesus had long hair, and Moses had long hair! His father said " Yes, And they walked everywhere they went too" Rolling Eyes

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A woman dies on the operating table during surgery. As she is in front of St Peter, he apologizes, saying i'm sorry, we made a mistake. You're supposed to live to ripe old age, you'll have to go back.....
So the woman comes to, at the hospital, and says to the doc. i feel like i have a new life, while i'm here, how about a face lift and nose job and see what you came do for these b--bs... As she is released from the hospital, she gets hit by a bus. When she is in front of St Peter, she says, Hey you said i was supposed to live to ripe old age!
St Peter looks at her for a second and says i'm sorry, i didn't recognize you.. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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`how do u outrun angry nascar fans ? Turn right !!

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