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scythe




scythe

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howdy ya'll. my names dave. i'm rather new to trucking considering the time some of ya'll spent out here on the road. i've only been driveing for 2 years with swift. and yes i've heard alot of jokes about swift and how i should change companys but i got a good terminal with good office personell backing me. i get what i need when i need it from them and 75% of the time i get what i want. i don't want to give up a good relationship with the ppl i got that keep me moveing to start over. so far i truly enjoy o.t.r driveing. its better then my last two career choices which were marines and correctional officer. i basically got on this site for fun. i have no high hopes. but i won't rule out any opertunity to talk to new ppl and learn new things especially with other truckers. i learn something new about the buisness everytime i sit down in a truck stop. i'm open to any advice, comments, or to just chat with anyone. so take care ya'll and drive safe


by the way if ya'll got any good swift acronyms or jokes please post. i'm always looking for a new one. i've even come up with my very own swift acronym which i tested on a d.o.t. officer (of course that was after i alread passed his check of my logbook) and he about fell out of his chair
So
What
I
Falsified
That

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lonesomeangel




lonesomeangel

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`that was funny

Katrina

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dirty1trucker




dirty1trucker

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.Swift stands for "So What I f*ck transsexuals"
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ladyghost75




ladyghost75

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PostPosted:     Post subject: SWIFT
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Stop Whining I'm F*ckin' Trying

Sure Wish I Finished Training

Sure Wish I (had a) Fast Truck


I work at the Petro in Egan, Louisiana as a security guard and during my first week there - a SWIFT driver put his trailer in the ditch. He couldn't get it out on his own, so we had to call a wrecker.

Way to go SWIFT! LOL

I have a story about JB that tops that one. Razz


-=Ghost


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-=Cluck Cluck Chicken Truck=-



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stonepony




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.I don't drive for Swift, but the person that wrote this doesn't even drive ... he's a rent-a-cop and has no right to be a critic. Hell, we probably aren't even getting the whole story. We have all made mistakes in our job - it's not as easy as it looks and we work long hours traveling roads we have never been on and in weather that would garage most four -wheelers. Plus, I've seen quite a few truck stops that don't clearly mark entrances and exits and are not very well lit around "ditches" near those exits and entrances. Until you have done this job, you can't speak on the quality of a driver, regardless of who he or she works for.
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chayes15




chayes15

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.i totally agree, and im a swift driver.
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`Hey swift is just as good as the rest

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flabelle39




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we always said "student with idiot for trainer"
dispatch said "single white intellengent female trainer"
good joke in yard "what is swift backward ? two fags in white semi

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molly775
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`SAW THIS ONE ON THE INTERNET. . . . What do u get when u cross a Freightliner with a Kenworth? . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Peterbuilt worth shaken-

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cuzzinit




cuzzinit

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` Two Priests arrive at the pearly gates to meet with St Peter. Just as they walk up to him St Peterbilt says "Excuse me a moment" and lets the Swift driver from the back of the line in first. One of the priests says " Why was that driver from the back of the line let in before us ? We've served God all our lives" St Peterbilt says " Yes, but that guy scared the hell out of more people in 6 months than both of you during your whole careers..."

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cuzzinit




cuzzinit

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` Did you hear about the Barbershop Quartet of Swift drivers? It's called "A years worth of experience" ha ha ha get it ? a quartet of swift drivers- a years experience...... oh i slay me

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insanetrucker




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`yea but if i was to tell ya a story and you interrupt me half way through it ,,,,what would i tell ya

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