Crazyasscowboy, 66

Im an otr trucker, but fixin ta go craz eee! Im just a simple man, in search of a simple women who may be lookin for a simple man lookin for a simple women. HUH? ...k, need I say more? Love classic rock, skynyrd and seger, to kid rock...and so on. I like really anything, but do enjoy music...would love a women who is a bit wild and crazy, yet soft and romantic. Love to hold hands, walk, and enjoy the out doors as well. I do enjoy dancing, but NOT two steppin. Im a rocker at heart, and Im funky good! looky here man: I am a Cristian man....a 'believer' in Christ. However, I am not the 'perfect' speciman of what many ultra- conservative Christians would like to consider.... God loves us all! Yes, I do use a bit of "colorful" language....so-to-speak,and I fall short in other ways...I'm certain. I just can't over-think it...K? I would enjoy a partner who IS saved..period. But I don't seek perfection, nor do I want it frankly. Now relax...take a breath, cuz I have a wild sense of humor, so you need to chill and laugh....with me, or at me....as long as ur laughing...God DOES have a great sense of humor, and THAT, my friends, IS 'scriptural'! Can I get a witness? .....Crazy Horse

'Color Me Gone'.....

OH...I like a women who can shake that ass!! SO..."If you can shake it, I can take it...just don't mistake it,cuz I just can't fake it.and if you can't take it, we're not gonna make it....baby
K...looky here; I am not into liars either; One gal told me she was on the "short side"? I thought; probably cute as a button! She was a frickin midget...K? 3'7"! She was so small shee needed a hoveround inside her truck..K? She needed a step ladder to get into the bunk.....the 'lower' bunk!...k? she sat on a bar stool just ta see out the winder! She could hide inside the truck! NO LIARS!...and THAT was a lie! ALSO: when it comes ta s--....NO an*l! I fell for that once and my --- was on fire for a frickin week!...k? I had ta drive with a pillow under my ass