Angrybaby, 48

My existence, to some, may seem pointless, but the job I do is the very backbone of both our economy and society in general. That which I do enables everyone from the richest CEO in her mansion to the poorest welfare daddy to maintain their existence such as it may be. The profession; that of a door-to-door guano salesman, may one day save the world. No, I'm serious: think about it. Without guano would you have sheets on your bed, a computer in your study, food in your belly? I submit that you would not! Er... well maybe, but who among us can really say?